…other than Little Timmy C for whom we are holding a special christmas appeal so please send in lotsa kidney soup - preferably in strong watertight containers.

Well we’ve two things to tell you. Firstly we seem to be on a national tour - the gogglebox keeps warning of ice all over the place (stop it Paul!) and secondly you can now catch a snippet of us doing crazy things from the forthcoming blockbuster Anvil II at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adZH_Xiez-k . Sure you’ll agree that the TDM did an amazing job of sticking together a load of unrelated footage and its good to see all the little ice fans bouncing around enjoying themselves at the beginning instead of being somewhere else - we had special door staff that night, trained not to let anyone out, and a special show including a water covered floor with a leccy cable lying on top!

Philosophical questions for the day: what is a blockbuster? where does the term come from? How long will it take for the black squizzers to eat all the grey ones thus saving the indigenous red squizzer from extinction?

Despite the anti-freeze my keyboard has well and truly frozen up - OMG uses special software which lets her talk to the computer instead of typing shit. Can you imagine that? Poor computer! Still the RRTB says it gives his poor ears a rest from time to time.

Remember folks, take care out there, there’s likely to be ice everywhere. The RRTB slipped and cut his hand, its dangerous maaaannn!

Yeah I know poor, very poor, so poor in fact that our debate as to changing the name of the band is really hotting up (unlike the studio which is freezing) and we think we may soon be able to announce to all you folks who have never heard of us that you’ll never hear from us again as we’ll be rising pheonix like from the ashes.